a message to all of my followers who don’t talk to me
aswdfaksjdgag i’m sorry
don’t see you on my dash a lot
or on gmail
bluhhhhh forgive me ヽ(´□｀。)ﾉ
No, mom I’m not going to prom.
No, mom I don’t have anyone in mind.
No, mom my sister’s friends are all total bitches
No, mom I’m not gay.
YES I’M SURE.
No, mom none of my friends are going.
YES I HAVE FRIENDS JESUS MOM JUST LET ME FUCKING PLAY ANIMAL CROSSING FUCK, YOU JUST MADE ME MESS UP WHILE FISHING AND THE FUCKING FISH GOT AWAY, GREAT I BET IT WAS LIKE 40 COELECANTHS THANKS MOM
NO MOM I’M STILL NOT GOING TO PROM
40 coelacanths will never make up for this, mom
so i take the biggest bite i possibly can like this: