fuckyeah-animalcrossing:

butts-crossing:

No, mom I’m not going to prom.
No, mom I don’t have anyone in mind.
No, mom my sister’s friends are all total bitches
No, mom I’m not gay.
YES I’M SURE.
No, mom none of my friends are going.
YES I HAVE FRIENDS JESUS MOM JUST LET ME FUCKING PLAY ANIMAL CROSSING FUCK, YOU JUST MADE ME MESS UP WHILE FISHING AND THE FUCKING FISH GOT AWAY, GREAT I BET IT WAS LIKE 40 COELECANTHS THANKS MOM

NO MOM I’M STILL NOT GOING TO PROM

40 coelacanths will never make up for this, mom

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